If you can keep your head when all around you Are losing shoes and complaining about it to you, If you can trust yourself not to swear when you tread on lego, (Although inwardly you’re effing and jeffing too;) If you can play peekaboo and not be bored out of your mind, Or when they’re… Continue reading If


Valentine’s day is rubbish. Here’s why…

Valentine’s day sucks because it is profoundly depressing. Adults buying other adults cuddly toys and heart-shaped tat is depressing. Making a half-arsed effort to tell the person who puts up with your crap and loves you all year long that you love them, in someone else’s words, on this one day, because you walked past… Continue reading Valentine’s day is rubbish. Here’s why…